Saturday, February 14, 2009

REASON #2: THE PINK(O) PANTIES CIRCUS HATES COMICS!

Todays's topic is: the #2 reason why the pink panties circus deserves, at best, our emotional support. So that they quickly heal, get better and move from the dregs and fringes of society into the mainstream.

Their mode of protest gave us great insights into their pink-panties-centered universe. We know what they like. It is time to get to know what they don't like. What they are paranoid about. What they jerk up in the middle of the night sweating about, panting, frightened, and groping in the dark for a glass of water.

It is Amar Chitra Katha comics.

I know you are shaking your head in disbelief. "Comics?" you're asking yourself, "do they wet their pan .. err.. underwear about comics?"

Yes they do. They see a great Hindu-Zionist conspiracy underlying Amar Chitra Comics. They see in those pictures what you didn't see with your electron microscope: dangerous "anti-Musim" propaganda.

There is a technique in computer graphics called "steganography". Using steganography, it is possible to write secret messages into jpeg images, without changing the appearance of those images. Suppose Party A wants to send a secret message to Party B. Party A picks up the Pink Panties image from the Pink Panties Circus HQ, and injects a secret message into it, something like:

"Ummm darling, this is your lady love darling .. guess what I'm going to wear for you tonight darling? Come home soon darling.."

or it could even be:

"ISI head quarters, this is Kasab. I dug a hole out of my prison. On Valentine's day I will stage The Kasab Redemption, swim my way out of a lot of Bombay shit, and kill all the partying kaffirs in all the pubs and then you guys have to blame it all on the Hindu-Zionists. Please signal OK."

The Pink Panties Circus suspects that a massive steganographic conspiracy lurks beneath Amar Chitra Katha comics. This is what Nisha Susan, the Chief Pink Pantier, wrote in a magazine known variously as, "Sensation!" "Mindblowing!" "Wow!" and "WTF?"

http://www.tehelka.com/story_main40.asp?filename=hub230808SLIPSBETWEENTHE.asp

Yes. The Pink Panties Brigade believes that the hidden agenda behind Amar Chitra Katha comics is to get you to hate, and then maybe eventually kill, innocent Muslims.

This is no laughing matter. Imagine that in a casual conversation with your Muslim classmate or co-worker, you mention the fact that you read those comics in your childhood. And that you enjoyed them. Bingo! Your classmate/co-worker begins to see you in a new light. He is worried. He thought you were a cool guy. But the reality of your own admission is forcing him to change that opinion. The new evidence tells him that you are a dangerous guy.

Poison, friends, poison. That is how poison is injected into what can be reasonably good relationships. Suspcion is sown, seeds of hatred are planted. All using Pink Panties.

That is why we must reject the Pink Panties Circus. You can't put a gun to its head and make it admit under coercion that it's anti-Hindu. Pinkos are trained well. But make no mistake: Hindu-baiting is on their agenda.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

eye openor, waiting for your final write up!

Anonymous said...

wonderful read.. keep posting more about various issues

Anonymous said...

A great read. IMHO, a condom should be sent to Nisha at Tehelka office, NDTV Office, IBN office, and all the address these pinkchaddiwalas have put in other cities as well. in an envelope by post without pasting a postage stamp. Even if 100 people do this, it will become a movement, and she will be very careful before misusing her liberty. I am definitely not against anyone, but if anyone hurts my religious sentiment, it will be very difficult for me to tolerate.

Ram

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